FatSauce
A stout stub of cotton standing 2 feet tall and clad in a blue jacket with red lining. 1 of the 3 buttons is defective. It cannot move or talk without the aid of a nearby Human (Benito). It normally has a jerkish attitude and is lazy as hell. Currently Crowned Miss Teen USA and is awaiting the Billion dollars promised to him.
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