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Someone who abuses animals, threatens children, corrupts villages or eats way too many bananas.
"See him, he's disgusting, he's nothing but a fassad."
"I love bananas, I'm such a fassad!"
Fassad by SalsaTheMonkey April 18, 2019
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FassAvoy 

(Similar to McBender or McABender.)

1. The portmanteau couple name for the James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender RPS pairing.

2. Fandom involving the two actors James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender.

3. A good example of bromance that has spread like a wildfire after the newest X-Men-movie "X-Men First Class" where the two actors played Professor X(McAvoy) and Magneto(Fassbender) together.

4. Also claimed to be a lifestyle cultivated by fangirls of the McBender Bromance.
TumblrFangirl 1: OMG I just saw "X-Men FC" for the third time!! FassAvoy never gets old!!!<333

TumblrFangirl 2: Keep calm and ship FassAvoy/McBender!<3
FassAvoy by ThatDanishChick July 10, 2011

Fassdong 

The penis of actor Michael Fassbender, often seen protruding from his jeans (or as seen in X-Men: First Class, sweatpants).
Hey, Michael Fassbender! Is that a snake in your pants or is the Fassdong just happy to see me? Oh yeah.
Fassdong by Skystalker11 July 1, 2011

Fassassin 

A person that seemingly stalks and lives to write comments trashing or making fun of items you post on Facebook. This includes a buddy that will twist the post to bring up embarrassing situations about you.
Post: "Just had a great dinner at a new French restaurant."

Comment: "Was it like that time you took that chick you met on the internet to dinner and brought her home only to find out it was a transvestite?"

Reply: "Dude, don't be a fassassin."
Fassassin by The District July 18, 2009

fassantasies 

(n) A fantasy centered on Michael Fassbender, particularly as he is reprising the role of Magneto.
Fassantasies: far superior to McAntasies.
fassantasies by ContraryConformist August 12, 2011
a lie or statement used to deceive someone
I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.
fassage by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021

fassasitate

to fantasise about people above the age of 70. Derives from the word fasser which means old.
Stop fassasitating over my grandma you big weirdo!
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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