Fassad

Someone who abuses animals, threatens children, corrupts villages or eats way too many bananas.

"See him, he's disgusting, he's nothing but a fassad."
"I love bananas, I'm such a fassad!"

Fassad by SalsaTheMonkey April 18, 2019

FassAvoy 

(Similar to McBender or McABender.)

1. The portmanteau couple name for the James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender RPS pairing.

2. Fandom involving the two actors James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender.

3. A good example of bromance that has spread like a wildfire after the newest X-Men-movie "X-Men First Class" where the two actors played Professor X(McAvoy) and Magneto(Fassbender) together.

4. Also claimed to be a lifestyle cultivated by fangirls of the McBender Bromance.

TumblrFangirl 1: OMG I just saw "X-Men FC" for the third time!! FassAvoy never gets old!!!<333

TumblrFangirl 2: Keep calm and ship FassAvoy/McBender!<3

FassAvoy by ThatDanishChick July 10, 2011

Fassdong 

The penis of actor Michael Fassbender, often seen protruding from his jeans (or as seen in X-Men: First Class, sweatpants).

Hey, Michael Fassbender! Is that a snake in your pants or is the Fassdong just happy to see me? Oh yeah.

Fassdong by Skystalker11 July 1, 2011

Fassassin 

A person that seemingly stalks and lives to write comments trashing or making fun of items you post on Facebook. This includes a buddy that will twist the post to bring up embarrassing situations about you.

Post: "Just had a great dinner at a new French restaurant."

Comment: "Was it like that time you took that chick you met on the internet to dinner and brought her home only to find out it was a transvestite?"

Reply: "Dude, don't be a fassassin."

Fassassin by The District July 18, 2009

fassantasies 

(n) A fantasy centered on Michael Fassbender, particularly as he is reprising the role of Magneto.

Fassantasies: far superior to McAntasies.

fassantasies by ContraryConformist August 12, 2011

fassage

a lie or statement used to deceive someone

I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.

fassage by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021

fassasitate

to fantasise about people above the age of 70. Derives from the word fasser which means old.

Stop fassasitating over my grandma you big weirdo!

fassasitate by esther.L and Nell.C the foxes February 18, 2005