fatpad

A thing to rub, right above the penis. Most fat people have it, and hide their penis there. A fat wall of flesh which you can squish as well.

I can rub my fatpad until i cum.

by TheFatPersonRubbedHisFatpad March 16, 2018

Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008

Fatpack

Old timey New York slang for a wallet

As Nicky left the bathroom, he reached for his fatpack as he approached the store counter

by Coolpunch September 10, 2009

fagPad

A derogatory term for the iPad; used to make fun of people for purchasing such an unnecessary device

- Look at Kevin over there playing with his fagPad
- He paid 500 bucks for that thing? What an asshole.

by cmh_580 August 12, 2011

Fatada

Someone with a limited or below normal mental ability; a dumbass

That girl is such a fatada! One time she even thought the stairs was the toilet!

by Fatadacentral April 13, 2017

fapadoo

Masturbating or having sex while high and spun to the rafters!

Wow! She did a 10 and 2 on the pipe, followed by a hot rail, and it was fapadoo city!

by Smoked Out! November 20, 2020

Fatpal

Fatpal is a word that was created to express the whole 9 yards of a femal body. It covers all areas needed to have a woman who is to be considered a fine piece of ass.....F= Face .....A= Ass .....T= Tits ....P= Pussy .....A= Abs .....L= Legs

~Holy shit jim.....would you check out the Fatpal on that chick over there.....Daaaaamn~

~Damn dude, that girl over there has definatly got some good Atpal but the F is lacking immensly~

by Matt Lisherness June 11, 2006