Activities that are enjoyably gluttonous and/or involve the consuming of junk food or desserts; embracing the fatty lifestyle and engaging in Earth’s best delicacies (Yogurtland, McDonalds, Crumbl, etc). Stuff that an almond mom would strongly detest. Best done in groups.
“Hey fatty are you free tonight? Kinda wanting to engage in fativities; I’m thinking main course at Taco Bell followed by some ice cream.”
by macattack07 July 28, 2024
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Lighthearted way to say “activities only fat people would do”
It is often used half-jokingly half-seriously to imply to someone that someone they want to do or a habit that might have is similar chronically obese individual.
Lighthearted way to say “activities only fat people would do”
It is often used half-jokingly half-seriously to imply to someone that someone they want to do or a habit that might have is similar chronically obese individual.
Becky: “Do you wanna get some desert after dinner?”
Chad: “Sorry, I don’t partake in fativities”
Becky: “I can’t sleep without eating some ice cream”
Chad: “Fativities…”
Becky: “uhhhh I can’t function unless I snack every 2 hours”
Chad: “Fativities…”
Chad: “Sorry, I don’t partake in fativities”
Becky: “I can’t sleep without eating some ice cream”
Chad: “Fativities…”
Becky: “uhhhh I can’t function unless I snack every 2 hours”
Chad: “Fativities…”
by natlou March 28, 2025
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by BoobytownJim April 21, 2010
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Get the feastivities mug.1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.
2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'
2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'
2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'
by iKaite July 14, 2009
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Get the facilities management mug.Getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs. Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.
by ffhk1 August 25, 2004
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