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One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.
"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."
fattard by Screamadelica March 3, 2007

fatarded 

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person
Jeanette is completely fatarded.
fatarded by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

FatFartMilkFart23 

Roblox.... more fiber.... more....more fiber....more josh more josh more josh
My balls be itchin like a fatfartmilkfart23
of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded
wow that chance kid is such a fattard.
fattard by md dylan June 20, 2006
Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept. One who tries to identify themself with materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to people effectively.
Thing One: "Boy, that weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"

Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"
fatard by Far Behind May 1, 2008

fatfartso 

A rude gentleman, often clothed in top hat and monacle, produced by buckfast tonic wine intoxication
man i had a bottle of b last night and fatfartso hit the town in a big way, think i killed a guy, with a trident.
fatfartso by fatfartso March 12, 2008