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Itchin' for a pissin'

The sensation of having to urinate extremely bad, resulting in restlessness, discomfort, and even considering unconventional spots as possible urination locations.
Person 1- Dude, did he really just piss in soda can?

Person 2- Absolutely. He really had an itchin' for a pissin'

Itchin' for pissin' 

When you are irritated and/or agitated from not being able to release your bladder for urination.
Dude 1: "dude I have an itchin' for pissin'."

Dude 2: "why?"

Dude 1: " because their is no where to take a leak!"
Itchin' for pissin' by ATWONTHEGREAT December 25, 2010

itchin' for a switchin' 

English slang: When a woman is enthusiastic about the possibility of her partner commencing the act of anal sex. The phrase was popularised on ITV's primetime Saturday evening show 'Take Me Out' by it's host Paddy McGuinness.
"Did you Flip reverse her?" "Yeah dude, that girl was itchin' for a switchin'"

Itchin' for a bitchin' 

A phrase used either to describe one's own feelings (i.e. annoyed by somebody and wanting to gossip) or feelings about somebody else (i.e. feeling that somebody deserves to be gossiped about)
Girl 1: "You okay? You don't look very pleased."
Girl 2: "Grrr. They are really pissing me off. Are you busy tonight? I'm really itchin' for a bitchin'."

Girl 1: "Listen to her! I can't believe she just said that to Max! Wow, that girl is really itchin' for a bitchin'."

itchin my armpit 

wow look at those kids itchin my armpits, meep
itchin my armpit by meepmerp October 31, 2020

itchin [balls] 

When nothings happening,when your just chilling alone, often linked to boredom.
Girl: hey, can you come get me?
you: ya sure babe, im just itchin balls right now.
itchin [balls] by Taylor John January 24, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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