fafard 

Type of wet fart. For it to be call a fafard, it has to smell like mustard. The capacity of doing a fafard is acquired the day you become 29 years old.

-Aww shit. I think i just had a fafard.
-Definitely smells like mustard. I'm getting a henson just smelling it!

fafard by Dr Zika November 22, 2021

Fafarnin 

Noun: The magical eighth day of straight work without a day off, traditionally landing on the Monday of the second week worked.

Addendum: In most jobs, pay is given weekly or bi-weekly and overtime and double time are incurred on weekends under specific criteria. When it is Fafarnin, pay is always reverted back to normal rates even though there is no break inbetween the weekend and the next week.

1. Holy shit, today is Fafarnin. I need a day off!

2. Happy Fafarnin!

Fafarnin by roguefrog February 23, 2011

fatarded 

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

fatarded by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

fadardeedoe

Fadardeedoe is a term used to describe someone who is goofy but still slays✨

Alice, you are so fadardeedoe today!

fadardeedoe by Goofy ahh A&N🤪✨ March 10, 2023

fatard 

Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept. One who tries to identify themself with materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to people effectively.

Thing One: "Boy, that weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"

Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"

fatard by Far Behind May 1, 2008

faardvark 

Slang derogative term for homosexual.

James is a faardvark.

faardvark by Mackerel January 8, 2009

fatfard 

this is categorized person who has red hair and their knees do not tan. many people refer to this person as “fatfard”

“that person kind of reminds me of a fatfard”

fatfard by hellenkeller January 15, 2020