fafard

Type of wet fart. For it to be call a fafard, it has to smell like mustard. The capacity of doing a fafard is acquired the day you become 29 years old.

-Aww shit. I think i just had a fafard.
-Definitely smells like mustard. I'm getting a henson just smelling it!

by Dr Zika November 22, 2021