Type of wet fart. For it to be call a fafard, it has to smell like mustard. The capacity of doing a fafard is acquired the day you become 29 years old.
-Aww shit. I think i just had a fafard.
-Definitely smells like mustard. I'm getting a henson just smelling it!
-Definitely smells like mustard. I'm getting a henson just smelling it!
by Dr Zika November 22, 2021
Get the fafard mug.Noun: The magical eighth day of straight work without a day off, traditionally landing on the Monday of the second week worked.
Addendum: In most jobs, pay is given weekly or bi-weekly and overtime and double time are incurred on weekends under specific criteria. When it is Fafarnin, pay is always reverted back to normal rates even though there is no break inbetween the weekend and the next week.
Addendum: In most jobs, pay is given weekly or bi-weekly and overtime and double time are incurred on weekends under specific criteria. When it is Fafarnin, pay is always reverted back to normal rates even though there is no break inbetween the weekend and the next week.
by roguefrog February 23, 2011
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Get the fatarded mug.by Goofy ahh A&N🤪✨ March 10, 2023
Get the fadardeedoe mug.Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept. One who tries to identify themself with materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to people effectively.
Thing One: "Boy, that weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"
Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"
Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"
by Far Behind May 1, 2008
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Get the faardvark mug.this is categorized person who has red hair and their knees do not tan. many people refer to this person as “fatfard”
“that person kind of reminds me of a fatfard”
by hellenkeller January 15, 2020
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