fatcide 

Committing suicide by deliberate overindulgence in greasy fast food.

Stiv comitted fatcide yesterday.

fatcide by Mr. Omega September 2, 2006

Factcident 

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

Factcident by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

fatcident 

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.

Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.

fatcident by BigMack January 24, 2014

fatcine 

1. An extremely rude or bitchy person.

2. A fat person or moment.

"YOU ATE ALL OF THE CUPCAKES? Stop being a fatcine."

fatcine by Zerenes May 14, 2009

Fapcident

When your unholy fap time is destroyed by your bed,chair,parents,children,etc.

person1:hey man,what's up?You don't look good.

Person2:Yea man,I had a terrible fapcident yesterday and since then my gf stopped talking to me.

Fapcident by rastafap May 7, 2013

Fagcident 

When you unknowingly become romantically involved with a homosexual of the opposite sex.

I was dating this fool and he totally ended up being gay. Total fagcident!

Fagcident by kobestatusawwyayuhh March 30, 2011

Faticide 

The art of killing fat in mass exocutions.

It's almost bathing suit season. Time for faticide.

Faticide by intheclutch June 3, 2011