farum 

the occasion in which you fart and cum at the same exact moment

Andrew: Yo dude did you really just fart right now, this is grandmas funeral come on man!!
Devon: Nah man, I let out the fattest farum

farum by Superbian October 14, 2020

Farum Mayo

Kendt slangudtryk for den danske dressing, Remoulade

Skal du have Farum mayo til dine fritter?

Ja tak, jeg elsker remoulade

Farum Mayo by maelkedrengen123 January 17, 2026

Farmabist 

Farmabist

noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.

CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!

Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!

Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.

Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?

Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.

Farmabist by CannabisKings March 26, 2019

Farmers league 

Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.

Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers

Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth

Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin

Farmers league by RationalFootballFan from Chile January 1, 2023

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

Chutney Farmer by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

the dairy farmer 

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.

Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!

the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017

Farimah 

A girl who's as beautiful and gorgeous as the moon, she's pretty and attractive . It's a persian name.

Farimah is an amazing girl and I'm in love with her.

Farimah by Farlimoon August 16, 2018