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fartonomics 

It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.
Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.
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Fattynomics 

The study of Fatty boy's and all things fatty, Opposite of Skinnynomics
"I have a degree in Fattynomics"

"Y'all uneducated folks know nothin bout' Fattynomics shame on you"
Fattynomics by JohnDoe2010101 June 25, 2018

fagonomics 

The study of consumer goods related to faggots. Fagonomics is becoming a larger topic as the number of fags increase and as they flaunt there gayness.
"Jimmy I have an idea to make us rich, I just learned it in my Fagonomics class. Lets go out to San Fransico and sell tight smily face t-shirts to all those professional butt dart players!"
fagonomics by Dee Wig September 30, 2005

Faggonomics

The art of being a fag; The study of faggotry.
Yo, I'm takin' a class in faggonomics bro.

Why?! That's gay.
It's like a faggonomics awareness session.

Bro, you a fag.
Faggonomics by iamawesomealfy. January 27, 2012

Fergonomics 

When a person fails at something they should be able to do, this is known as fergonomics.
Man, I studied all week for that test...how could I have failed?" "Fergonomics strikes again!
Fergonomics by moemoejenkins June 11, 2011

fagonomics 

AIDS has had a very profound effect on the fagonomics of bath houses in the United States.
fagonomics by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Fartonomous 

When somebody rips a squeaker so intense that it echos off walls and is impossible to tell which direction it originated.
My squeakers are usually pretty fartonomous with their incredible range and delayed shit smell.
Fartonomous by Miguanto August 20, 2013