Fattynomics
Fattynomics by JohnDoe2010101 June 25, 2018
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fartonomics
It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.
Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.
fartonomics by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021
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fartinomics
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The science of fart-based energy dynamics, where BASED farts are the ultimate bullish phenomenon. These aren’t your ordinary, stinky emissions; based farts are clean, confident, and carry a vibe so immaculate they could turn a room into a bull market. They’re a sign of power, prosperity, and good decision-making. A world dominated by based farts is a world on the rise—full of optimism, innovation, and hype-worthy momentum.
The science of fart-based energy dynamics, where BASED farts are the ultimate bullish phenomenon. These aren’t your ordinary, stinky emissions; based farts are clean, confident, and carry a vibe so immaculate they could turn a room into a bull market. They’re a sign of power, prosperity, and good decision-making. A world dominated by based farts is a world on the rise—full of optimism, innovation, and hype-worthy momentum.
“That wasn’t just a fart—it was a based fart. The whole squad’s portfolio just went green!”
Note: In fartinomics, based farts are rare and legendary, the kind of gaseous output that could shift the tides of history and create generational wealth… or at least generational laughs.
Note: In fartinomics, based farts are rare and legendary, the kind of gaseous output that could shift the tides of history and create generational wealth… or at least generational laughs.
fartinomics by King Farticus December 18, 2024
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.