Fartonomous

When somebody rips a squeaker so intense that it echos off walls and is impossible to tell which direction it originated.

My squeakers are usually pretty fartonomous with their incredible range and delayed shit smell.

by Miguanto August 20, 2013

fartonomics

It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.

Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021

futonomous

used as an adjective in any situation
(the point is to not have anyone know what it means)

Your crotch rocket is futonomous.
That dinner was futonomous, Mom!

by leanlikeachola April 5, 2008

Flytonomous

The feeling you get when your life is perfect for 30 days in succesion

My new girlfriend has given me head every day for 3 months and I've got 15 raises at work since then. I'm feeling pretty Flytonomous.

by TJ Swaggerson December 2, 2009

fartonimus

when yo moms rip one

moms that was fartonimus

by booger sniffer2 October 6, 2020

Rartonomous Prime

Rartonomous Prime... in other words, a top tier retard. Or just a stupid/idiotic person. Rartonomous Prime is also a play on the name 'Autonomous Prime', from the Transformers universe.

*Playing a game of Rainbow Six Siege*

Person 1: *Playing Amaru on atk 4-4 Match Point* "Yo wait papa I got an idea" *Picks up defuser* *ziplines straight into site* *dies*

Game Announcer: "The defuser is no longer in your possession"

Person 2: "Are you Rartonomous Prime? wtf are you doing, it's match point dumbass, you just tossed my game"

by BINGQILING April 13, 2025