Fartonomous
When somebody rips a squeaker so intense that it echos off walls and is impossible to tell which direction it originated.
Fartonomous by Miguanto August 20, 2013
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fartonomics
It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.
Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.
fartonomics by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021
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Flytonomous
My new girlfriend has given me head every day for 3 months and I've got 15 raises at work since then. I'm feeling pretty Flytonomous.
Flytonomous by TJ Swaggerson December 2, 2009
Rartonomous Prime
Rartonomous Prime... in other words, a top tier retard. Or just a stupid/idiotic person. Rartonomous Prime is also a play on the name 'Autonomous Prime', from the Transformers universe.
*Playing a game of Rainbow Six Siege*
Person 1: *Playing Amaru on atk 4-4 Match Point* "Yo wait papa I got an idea" *Picks up defuser* *ziplines straight into site* *dies*
Game Announcer: "The defuser is no longer in your possession"
Person 2: "Are you Rartonomous Prime? wtf are you doing, it's match point dumbass, you just tossed my game"
Person 1: *Playing Amaru on atk 4-4 Match Point* "Yo wait papa I got an idea" *Picks up defuser* *ziplines straight into site* *dies*
Game Announcer: "The defuser is no longer in your possession"
Person 2: "Are you Rartonomous Prime? wtf are you doing, it's match point dumbass, you just tossed my game"
Rartonomous Prime by BINGQILING April 13, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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