fartinomics 

(noun)

The science of fart-based energy dynamics, where BASED farts are the ultimate bullish phenomenon. These aren’t your ordinary, stinky emissions; based farts are clean, confident, and carry a vibe so immaculate they could turn a room into a bull market. They’re a sign of power, prosperity, and good decision-making. A world dominated by based farts is a world on the rise—full of optimism, innovation, and hype-worthy momentum.

“That wasn’t just a fart—it was a based fart. The whole squad’s portfolio just went green!”

Note: In fartinomics, based farts are rare and legendary, the kind of gaseous output that could shift the tides of history and create generational wealth… or at least generational laughs.

fartinomics by King Farticus December 18, 2024

Fattynomics 

The study of Fatty boy's and all things fatty, Opposite of Skinnynomics

"I have a degree in Fattynomics"

"Y'all uneducated folks know nothin bout' Fattynomics shame on you"

Fattynomics by JohnDoe2010101 June 25, 2018

fartonomics 

It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.

Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.

fartonomics by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021