hughmonger's definitions

trailblazing

The act of walking flatulation eaving a trail of toxic odors in ones path.

Stu was trailblazing on the dance floor and cleared everybody off with his nasty gas.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Growler

Passing gas as one defecates usually sounding like an animal growl.

Pardon me dear, I need to take a growler.

by hughmonger November 3, 2003

Fire In the Hole

An itchy sphincter, usually from poor wiping.

"Could you direct me to the restroom? I've got a fire in the hole."

by hughmonger November 6, 2003

greezy

A combination of greasy and sleezy

Miguel lives in a really greezy neighborhood.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

frattoo

A tattoo of fraternity greek letters

"Son, someday you're really going to regret getting that frattoo"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

funion

A perfect ass nice enough to eat dinner off of. A fun onion.

Stacey has a perfect little funion.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

darket

A market frequented by dark skinned people usually located in ethnic areas.

"I'll be right back honey. I'm going to run down to the darket"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003