hughmonger's definitions

Fire In the Hole

An itchy sphincter, usually from poor wiping.

"Could you direct me to the restroom? I've got a fire in the hole."

by hughmonger November 6, 2003

trailblazing

The act of walking flatulation eaving a trail of toxic odors in ones path.

Stu was trailblazing on the dance floor and cleared everybody off with his nasty gas.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Growler

Passing gas as one defecates usually sounding like an animal growl.

Pardon me dear, I need to take a growler.

by hughmonger November 3, 2003

Rig

a woman's body

She's got a great rig.

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

Rittered

Death from sudden heart failure a la John Ritter

"We had no time to get Armando to the hospital after he suddenly Rittered"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

Mexicanadian

A person of Mexican and Canadian descent.

Jake and I went to a Mexicanadian party where they served Molson and nachos.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

volcano ass

When you're asshole is like Mount St. Helens and is ready to explode like a volcano.

"Bro, you better pull over. I gots volcano ass and might splatter all over your nice upholstery"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003