hughmonger's definitions

Ben Vereened

To get hit by an automobile while jogging on a winding road

"We rushed to the hospital when we received word that Les was Ben Vereened on highway 18 last night."

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

Breakfast of Champions

A morning bongload usually with ice cubes instead of bongwater. Very refreshing.

To cure their hangovers, the guys enjoyed a breakfast of champions to start their days off right.

by hughmonger November 3, 2003

coiler

a long coiling excrement

"Don't go in there. I left a coiler in the toilet"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

funion

A perfect ass nice enough to eat dinner off of. A fun onion.

Stacey has a perfect little funion.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

frattoo

A tattoo of fraternity greek letters

"Son, someday you're really going to regret getting that frattoo"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

twat swat

The act of smacking a woman on the vagina.

Just to make sure that Virginia was paying attention, I occasionally give her a twat swat.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

half a fag

A bisexual.

"Carmine is acting like half a fag the way he is looking at Ronnie"

by hughmonger June 16, 2004