hughmonger's definitions

funion

A perfect ass nice enough to eat dinner off of. A fun onion.

Stacey has a perfect little funion.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

frattoo

A tattoo of fraternity greek letters

"Son, someday you're really going to regret getting that frattoo"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

Ben Vereened

To get hit by an automobile while jogging on a winding road

"We rushed to the hospital when we received word that Les was Ben Vereened on highway 18 last night."

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

chexican

A Chinese Mexican

Our parish has a large Chexican community.

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

darket

A market frequented by dark skinned people usually located in ethnic areas.

"I'll be right back honey. I'm going to run down to the darket"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

Growler

Passing gas as one defecates usually sounding like an animal growl.

Pardon me dear, I need to take a growler.

by hughmonger November 3, 2003

Fire In the Hole

An itchy sphincter, usually from poor wiping.

"Could you direct me to the restroom? I've got a fire in the hole."

by hughmonger November 6, 2003