hughmonger's definitions

trailblazing

The act of walking flatulation eaving a trail of toxic odors in ones path.

Stu was trailblazing on the dance floor and cleared everybody off with his nasty gas.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Ben Vereened

To get hit by an automobile while jogging on a winding road

"We rushed to the hospital when we received word that Les was Ben Vereened on highway 18 last night."

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

chexican

A Chinese Mexican

Our parish has a large Chexican community.

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

frattoo

A tattoo of fraternity greek letters

"Son, someday you're really going to regret getting that frattoo"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

funion

A perfect ass nice enough to eat dinner off of. A fun onion.

Stacey has a perfect little funion.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

superdarket

A supermarket frequented by dark skinned individuals usually located in urban or ethnic areas.

"I stopped by the superdarket to pick up some beer but they only had 40 ouncers of Old English"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

drunk on cock

Inebriated from too much semen and/or penis sucking

After I got done with that bitch she was drunk on cock.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003