fartographer

A person specialized in the study of what people eat and how they live based on the images and patterns left on the subject's underwear.

After having studied the subject's underwear, the fartographer quickly deduced that the subject had eaten spicey food the night before and had good posture.

by scott liebman October 22, 2007

Fartographer

An individual who takes photographs of someone’s anus at the exact moment of farting.

A skilled fartographer expertly captured the motion of the vibrating sphincter using time lapse fartography

by Analsworth March 07, 2021

Fartograph

An image of the anus taken at the moment of farting.

John lay down, lifted his legs, and spread his butt cheeks to take a selfie fartograph.

by Analsworth March 07, 2021

Fartographer

One who likes to have anus love with dolphins while high on crack.

I'm a fucking fartographer, its no big deal.

by Big Baby Jesus April 24, 2003