fartcha

An insult used by old people. (Mainly my grandfather)

"You fartcha!"

by Dakota_the_demon_lord May 29, 2021

fartcan

Any muffler with a wider exhaust port that allows for a louder sound. Typically found on cars owned by drivers who can't afford a real street-racing car but want to act like they have one.

Fartcans are installed on cars strictly to make noise to annoy other drivers.

by Tommyt January 21, 2006

Fartclapper

The Anus.

Often used when telling someone to cram it.

Shove that up your fartclapper!

by CF Enterprises August 31, 2010

Fartcan

An exhaust found on a typically shitty car owned by chavs, such as a Corsa B or a 2004 A3. They make a horrendous sound and make the driver look like a complete idiot.

Jon: Listen to the sound of this bad boy, just stuck it on my new Corsa B
Dom: That's fucking class that g, everybody is gonna be well jealous init
Dave: That fartcan sounds shite

by The Dank Meme November 9, 2018

fartchatting

Fartchatting is the act of snapchat videoing your farts. Send these little comedic bombs to all your friends. May your bowel movements be ever in your favor.

Dude Steve and I were fartchatting last night! I almost sharted!

by magicalpixiedust June 30, 2014

fartcam

A specially designed infrared camera that provides a thermal image of someone’s flatulence.

I had the fartcam cleverly positioned to capture all of the whimsical patterns emanating from the President’s pants.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

fartcan

Oversize "performance" exhaust found on underpowered import "rice" cars. Generally reduces performance and makes the car sound like it's farting, or like a lawnmower.

Look at the fartcan on that civic.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003