fartbeat

When you fart to the rhythm of your hear beat.

After running a mile, Mike decided to fartbeat. It was quite entertaining.

by lordpoop October 09, 2010

Fartbeat

The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.

Johnny: "Hey man I think shes dead, or passed out, I dunno!"

Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"

Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"

by Crus_Russ March 17, 2010

In A Fartbeat

Showing little importance or significance; eventually.

Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.

Person #1: Would you fuck Ted's sister?
Person #2: Eh, in a fartbeat.

by Dumpology September 20, 2010