Fartbeat
The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.
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Fartbeat • In A Fartbeat • fart beater • fartbeard • fartmeat • fartbeak • FartBean • Fartboat • fartbreather • Fart.bat
In A Fartbeat
Showing little importance or significance; eventually.
Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.
Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.
In A Fartbeat by Dumpology September 20, 2010
fartbeard
a stinking rotten mess of a beard that hasn't been trimmed or washed in a long time. A beard with moldy foodstuffs that goes unnoticed by it's wearer.
Whoa Josh!!! You gotta shave that fartbeard off, NOW!!! Rumour has it that you're a homeless pervert!
fartbeard by Josh Joseph Delaney June 11, 2007
fartbeard
fartbeard by Gerald Vandenhoek June 5, 2007
fartbeak
fartbeak by Roger Melsinate October 17, 2006
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