fartbeard 

a stinking rotten mess of a beard that hasn't been trimmed or washed in a long time. A beard with moldy foodstuffs that goes unnoticed by it's wearer.

Whoa Josh!!! You gotta shave that fartbeard off, NOW!!! Rumour has it that you're a homeless pervert!

fartbeard by Josh Joseph Delaney June 11, 2007

fartbeard 

an unkempt stinking beard with remnants of aged food

I'm glad Josh shaved off that fartbeard, he was a fucking stinking mess!

fartbeard by Gerald Vandenhoek June 5, 2007

fartboarding 

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

Fartbeat 

The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.

Johnny: "Hey man I think shes dead, or passed out, I dunno!"

Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"

Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"

Fartbeat by Crus_Russ March 16, 2010

farbear 

A teacher that shouldn't be a teacher because he is so stupid and is kind of fat and he probably can't swim.

Oh man I have farbear for social studies this year.

farbear by Farbear friends March 1, 2017

farthoarding 

The compulsive behavior of farting in mason jars or ziplock baggies and saving them forever or gifting them to loved ones.

My father practiced farthoarding which often resulted in very exciting and special birthdays for any recipient; it was really the only way he could express affection!

farthoarding by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021

farbear friends 

The best of friends: two girls and two boys. They sit next to each other in social studies and they annoy their teacher every single day.

I wish I was one of the farbear friends!!!

farbear friends by Farbear friends March 7, 2017