FartBean 

a term used to describe a person of a weird stature or foul odor in combination. Most often used by dave/allison in Northfield, Ohio when refering to a mitsubishi SUV.

Allison's car most definitely is a FartBean.

FartBean by Fat Dego April 6, 2007

Fartbeat 

The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.

Johnny: "Hey man I think shes dead, or passed out, I dunno!"

Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"

Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"

Fartbeat by Crus_Russ March 16, 2010

Fartbanger 

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.

In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.

Fartbanger by Jason L71 December 9, 2007

fartbeard 

a stinking rotten mess of a beard that hasn't been trimmed or washed in a long time. A beard with moldy foodstuffs that goes unnoticed by it's wearer.

Whoa Josh!!! You gotta shave that fartbeard off, NOW!!! Rumour has it that you're a homeless pervert!

fartbeard by Josh Joseph Delaney June 11, 2007

fartbeard 

an unkempt stinking beard with remnants of aged food

I'm glad Josh shaved off that fartbeard, he was a fucking stinking mess!

fartbeard by Gerald Vandenhoek June 5, 2007

In A Fartbeat 

Showing little importance or significance; eventually.

Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.

Person #1: Would you fuck Ted's sister?
Person #2: Eh, in a fartbeat.

In A Fartbeat by Dumpology September 20, 2010

fartbeak

someone who farts and then denies it, someone chicken son-of-a-bitch who farts and then runs away

things never worked out between Pete and Wilma, he was too much of a fartbeak

fartbeak by Roger Melsinate October 17, 2006