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fartawful 

Synonym for FALAFEL. Falafel is also called fartawful because it gives you smelly farts.
I had a fartawful sandwich for lunch today. It was tasty.
fartawful by Jebblebbles June 4, 2007
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fartacular 

A fart that is so heinous it results in something such as vomiting or tears.
Man, Sheila ripped a fartacular one yesterday.
fartacular by Joe380 October 28, 2007

fartiful 

A beautiful woman who keeps passing excess gas.
I didn't expect Chay to be so fartiful. It's a turn on.

She must have eaten a lot for dinner, she's being fartiful.
fartiful by heytheregelailah October 20, 2016
That which is abrubtly and sensibly expressed artfully. It is most probably full of hot air but is also actual. Sometimes, it stinks to hear it but it spells relief in colourful ways and usually leaves you with a wincing smile.
"Pepe Le Prince is legendary because of his fartful wisdom, his salt and pepper cape and his his very honourable accent."
Fartful by Sillyloquy December 15, 2009
A falafel that tastes really REALLY bad. Usually sold at the same place you'd buy a khav kalash and crab juice.

Can also be confused with wawfulles.
- Yo dude, that falafel we had at Basha's... gave me the shits.
- I know, right? 'Twas falawful.
falawful by KenM January 4, 2016

fartful dodge 

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.
Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!
fartful dodge by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017

Old Fartful 

Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.
Old Fartful - Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.
Old Fartful by MMMM Tanner October 22, 2007
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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