Fartful

That which is abrubtly and sensibly expressed artfully. It is most probably full of hot air but is also actual. Sometimes, it stinks to hear it but it spells relief in colourful ways and usually leaves you with a wincing smile.

"Pepe Le Prince is legendary because of his fartful wisdom, his salt and pepper cape and his his very honourable accent."

Fartful by Sillyloquy December 15, 2009

fartful dodge 

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.

Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!

fartful dodge by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017

Old Fartful 

Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.

Old Fartful - Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.

Old Fartful by MMMM Tanner October 22, 2007

factfulness 

The stress-reducing habit of only carrying opinions for which you have strong supporting facts

Ola Rosling coined the term Factfulness in order to describe the satisfaction of stating your opinion based on evidence instead of guessing.

factfulness by Maze71 November 3, 2015

fartfucker 

someone who has sex with farts

When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.

fartfucker by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

fartiful 

A beautiful woman who keeps passing excess gas.

I didn't expect Chay to be so fartiful. It's a turn on.

She must have eaten a lot for dinner, she's being fartiful.

fartiful by heytheregelailah October 20, 2016

fartfunkled 

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

fartfunkled by Amber June 30, 2004