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That which is abrubtly and sensibly expressed artfully. It is most probably full of hot air but is also actual. Sometimes, it stinks to hear it but it spells relief in colourful ways and usually leaves you with a wincing smile.
"Pepe Le Prince is legendary because of his fartful wisdom, his salt and pepper cape and his his very honourable accent."
Fartful by Sillyloquy December 15, 2009
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fartful dodge 

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.
Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!
fartful dodge by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017

Old Fartful 

Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.
Old Fartful - Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.
Old Fartful by MMMM Tanner October 22, 2007

factfulness 

The stress-reducing habit of only carrying opinions for which you have strong supporting facts
Ola Rosling coined the term Factfulness in order to describe the satisfaction of stating your opinion based on evidence instead of guessing.
factfulness by Maze71 November 3, 2015

fartfucker 

someone who has sex with farts
When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.
fartfucker by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

fartiful 

A beautiful woman who keeps passing excess gas.
I didn't expect Chay to be so fartiful. It's a turn on.

She must have eaten a lot for dinner, she's being fartiful.
fartiful by heytheregelailah October 20, 2016

fartfunkled 

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on
He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar
fartfunkled by Amber June 30, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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