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A small amount of any product left in the container, bag or drum it was purchased in. Generally enough to be good for fuck all and a complete waste of time and money.
After I sprayed the bean crop there was only a fartfull of chemical left.
Fartfull by Walk200774 June 6, 2026
A small amount of any product left in the container, bag or drum it was purchased in. Generally enough to be good for fuck all and a complete waste of time and money.
After I sprayed the bean crop there was only a fartfull of chemical left.
Fartfull by Walk200774 June 6, 2026
That which is abrubtly and sensibly expressed artfully. It is most probably full of hot air but is also actual. Sometimes, it stinks to hear it but it spells relief in colourful ways and usually leaves you with a wincing smile.
"Pepe Le Prince is legendary because of his fartful wisdom, his salt and pepper cape and his his very honourable accent."
Fartful by Sillyloquy December 15, 2009

fartful dodge 

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.
Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!
fartful dodge by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017

Old Fartful 

Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.
Old Fartful - Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.
Old Fartful by MMMM Tanner October 22, 2007

farfull knocker 

A term to used when trying to insult another person without using cusses
Paige you’re being such a farfull knocker
farfull knocker by Jessecuster5109 December 21, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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