fartacular 

A fart that is so heinous it results in something such as vomiting or tears.

Man, Sheila ripped a fartacular one yesterday.

fartacular by Joe380 October 28, 2007

"Farticulate Matter" 

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.

Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.

"Farticulate Matter" by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

farticulation 

The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.

While I find the Senator's farticulation of the importance of morality in education to be surprisingly convincing, I suspect that an actual release of colonic winds would have been even more resonant and melodious.

farticulation by Magnus Floobertson February 5, 2008

failtacular 

A fail so epic it can almost be considered a win.

Person 1 - "How the hell did you manage to slam halfway through your roof dude?"
Person 2 - "I dunno..."
Person 1 - "That's beyond ridiculous. You've failed on an epic scale bro"
Person 3 - "You slammed a car halfway through your roof man?! That's friggin failtacular!"

failtacular by waywardspooky December 2, 2007

farticulate 

Capable of exerting an unusual degree of control over one's sphincter apparatus while expelling flatulence; endowed with unusual powers of colonic expression.

Buster, ever farticulate in word and deed, punctuated his racist tirade with a booming and authoritative burst from between his pimply, doughy ass-cheeks, leaning the standard 15 degrees to one side on his hardwood chair as he did so.

farticulate by kemibe February 20, 2013

Flatacular 

A woman who is stunningly attractive but has a tiny bust.
Opposite of "Jugly".

"Hey so really what do you think of my new girlfriend?"
"Dude, she's totally flatacular!"
"Hey! What the hell's that supposed to mean?!"
"Err.. She's totally hot but has tiny ...err ... tits."
"Hey! What the hell!"

Flatacular by PappyD June 5, 2007

flaptacular 

Flaptacular - adj.

A term used to describe particularly spectacular flaps

Person 1: “Chloe, you’ve such magnificent flaps.”

Person 2: “I’d go as far as to say that they’re flaptacular!”

flaptacular by Jean-a throwerrr March 24, 2018