KenM's definitions
A falafel that tastes really REALLY bad. Usually sold at the same place you'd buy a khav kalash and crab juice.
Can also be confused with wawfulles.
Can also be confused with wawfulles.
by KenM January 4, 2016
Get the falawful mug.A guy whose semen does not taste bad and is actually quite enjoyable to swallow, as opposed to the usual "routine" taste of male ejaculate.
by KenM February 16, 2021
Get the cummy bear mug.A date that is definitely older than the concerned person. Usually used by guys when referring to older women, past 40ish. Commonly an insult for them.
The act itself of dating someone older than the person.
The act itself of dating someone older than the person.
by KenM December 25, 2011
Get the bag mug.Something you enjoyed as a kid, and then, when growing up, thought that it wasn't worth that much. But once you get old, you realize that the happiest days of your life were the childhood days, and the things you did as a kid were the best. Otherwise, it means you have to enjoy the little things in life, instead of waiting for the big things, as there may be none.
- Why did you eat like two bread slices at the all you can eat buffet? You should've taken more.
- The little things, my man, the little things...
- The little things, my man, the little things...
by KenM January 4, 2016
Get the the little things mug.That's how teenagers write "cellphone" nowadays. Because, y'know, it's used for selfies more often than for calls.
by KenM April 29, 2016
Get the selphone mug.Similar to "fap", "shlik" and "slodge", a sexual onomatopoeia used to describe the act of deep-throating (or deepthroat fucking) one's penis and choking on it. Can more often than not provoke vomit or vomiting reflex.
*splorge* *splorge* *splorge* GHAAAAWWK- *panting*
by KenM January 11, 2016
Get the splorge mug.