Definitions by KenM

joe biding 

The act of waiting for an average individual to vote for you out of spontaneous lack of choice so that you can be elected next President because "who else". Also used in a sentence "Joe was biding his time, so one can say that time was well Biden".

Nurse: Joe Biding please report in for vaccination. I repeat, Joe Biding-
Biden: I'm Joe Biden, ma'm.
Nurse: Well, you have been joe biding a lot to miss on my calls, Mr. Presient, have you? Lemme give you a complementary back rub.

joe biding by KenM February 16, 2021

cummy bear

A guy whose semen does not taste bad and is actually quite enjoyable to swallow, as opposed to the usual "routine" taste of male ejaculate.

- Oh yeah I'm going to cum, open your mouth!
- No! Not in there!
- Don't worry, I'm a cummy bear.

cummy bear by KenM February 16, 2021

halloweek 

A week on which October 31 usually falls within one year. It starts with costume craze and ends with tons of candy on sale. Some also consider smoking halloweed.

- Yo, Halloween is coming up!
- I know, bro. Gonna be one crazy halloweek!

halloweek by KenM October 4, 2016

wicken 

A wannabe witch. Usually someone who "understands" witchcraft, but doesn't practice it. Synonymous with goth subculture in the late 1990s - earlly 2000s.

- Burn the witch!
- I'm not a witch, I'm a wicken!
-... K then, sorry.

wicken by KenM July 18, 2016

selphone 

That's how teenagers write "cellphone" nowadays. Because, y'know, it's used for selfies more often than for calls.

Where's my selphone? I need to take a selfie next to my passing grandma!

selphone by KenM April 29, 2016

splorge 

Similar to "fap", "shlik" and "slodge", a sexual onomatopoeia used to describe the act of deep-throating (or deepthroat fucking) one's penis and choking on it. Can more often than not provoke vomit or vomiting reflex.

*splorge* *splorge* *splorge* GHAAAAWWK- *panting*

splorge by KenM January 11, 2016

Coub 

The Russian analogue of Vine, pronounced "Cobb" (although by the rules of the English language pronouncing it "cube" would make much more sense). Adored by Russian schoolkids who like to loop stupid music to even stupider unrelated videos and call it a "meme". If you value your time - avoid this service.

- So I went on this Coub (pronounces it as "cube") and posted th-
- Shut up!

Coub by KenM January 11, 2016