KenM's definitions

the little things

Something you enjoyed as a kid, and then, when growing up, thought that it wasn't worth that much. But once you get old, you realize that the happiest days of your life were the childhood days, and the things you did as a kid were the best. Otherwise, it means you have to enjoy the little things in life, instead of waiting for the big things, as there may be none.

- Why did you eat like two bread slices at the all you can eat buffet? You should've taken more.
- The little things, my man, the little things...

by KenM January 4, 2016

selphone

That's how teenagers write "cellphone" nowadays. Because, y'know, it's used for selfies more often than for calls.

Where's my selphone? I need to take a selfie next to my passing grandma!

by KenM April 29, 2016

halloweek

A week on which October 31 usually falls within one year. It starts with costume craze and ends with tons of candy on sale. Some also consider smoking halloweed.

- Yo, Halloween is coming up!
- I know, bro. Gonna be one crazy halloweek!

by KenM October 4, 2016

Coub

The Russian analogue of Vine, pronounced "Cobb" (although by the rules of the English language pronouncing it "cube" would make much more sense). Adored by Russian schoolkids who like to loop stupid music to even stupider unrelated videos and call it a "meme". If you value your time - avoid this service.

- So I went on this Coub (pronounces it as "cube") and posted th-
- Shut up!

by KenM January 11, 2016

falawful

A falafel that tastes really REALLY bad. Usually sold at the same place you'd buy a khav kalash and crab juice.

Can also be confused with wawfulles.

- Yo dude, that falafel we had at Basha's... gave me the shits.
- I know, right? 'Twas falawful.

by KenM January 4, 2016

wicken

A wannabe witch. Usually someone who "understands" witchcraft, but doesn't practice it. Synonymous with goth subculture in the late 1990s - earlly 2000s.

- Burn the witch!
- I'm not a witch, I'm a wicken!
-... K then, sorry.

by KenM July 18, 2016

bag

A date that is definitely older than the concerned person. Usually used by guys when referring to older women, past 40ish. Commonly an insult for them.

The act itself of dating someone older than the person.

"You girlfriend is such a bag!" "I'm still dating her, but it turns out to be a total bag."

by KenM December 25, 2011