KenM's definitions

preach

Same as "amen", as in "amen to that", but sounding cooler. Was widely used around 2005, then got old.

Chick 1: "Justin Bieber got so manly!"
Chick 2: "Preach!"

by KenM November 3, 2015

cummy bear

A guy whose semen does not taste bad and is actually quite enjoyable to swallow, as opposed to the usual "routine" taste of male ejaculate.

- Oh yeah I'm going to cum, open your mouth!
- No! Not in there!
- Don't worry, I'm a cummy bear.

by KenM February 16, 2021

Coub

The Russian analogue of Vine, pronounced "Cobb" (although by the rules of the English language pronouncing it "cube" would make much more sense). Adored by Russian schoolkids who like to loop stupid music to even stupider unrelated videos and call it a "meme". If you value your time - avoid this service.

- So I went on this Coub (pronounces it as "cube") and posted th-
- Shut up!

by KenM January 11, 2016

splorge

Similar to "fap", "shlik" and "slodge", a sexual onomatopoeia used to describe the act of deep-throating (or deepthroat fucking) one's penis and choking on it. Can more often than not provoke vomit or vomiting reflex.

*splorge* *splorge* *splorge* GHAAAAWWK- *panting*

by KenM January 11, 2016

the little things

Something you enjoyed as a kid, and then, when growing up, thought that it wasn't worth that much. But once you get old, you realize that the happiest days of your life were the childhood days, and the things you did as a kid were the best. Otherwise, it means you have to enjoy the little things in life, instead of waiting for the big things, as there may be none.

- Why did you eat like two bread slices at the all you can eat buffet? You should've taken more.
- The little things, my man, the little things...

by KenM January 4, 2016

selphone

That's how teenagers write "cellphone" nowadays. Because, y'know, it's used for selfies more often than for calls.

Where's my selphone? I need to take a selfie next to my passing grandma!

by KenM April 29, 2016

bag

A date that is definitely older than the concerned person. Usually used by guys when referring to older women, past 40ish. Commonly an insult for them.

The act itself of dating someone older than the person.

"You girlfriend is such a bag!" "I'm still dating her, but it turns out to be a total bag."

by KenM December 25, 2011