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preach

Same as "amen", as in "amen to that", but sounding cooler. Was widely used around 2005, then got old.
Chick 1: "Justin Bieber got so manly!"
Chick 2: "Preach!"
by KenM November 3, 2015
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bag

A date that is definitely older than the concerned person. Usually used by guys when referring to older women, past 40ish. Commonly an insult for them.

The act itself of dating someone older than the person.
"You girlfriend is such a bag!" "I'm still dating her, but it turns out to be a total bag."
by KenM December 25, 2011
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the little things

Something you enjoyed as a kid, and then, when growing up, thought that it wasn't worth that much. But once you get old, you realize that the happiest days of your life were the childhood days, and the things you did as a kid were the best. Otherwise, it means you have to enjoy the little things in life, instead of waiting for the big things, as there may be none.
- Why did you eat like two bread slices at the all you can eat buffet? You should've taken more.
- The little things, my man, the little things...
by KenM January 4, 2016
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selphone

That's how teenagers write "cellphone" nowadays. Because, y'know, it's used for selfies more often than for calls.
Where's my selphone? I need to take a selfie next to my passing grandma!
by KenM April 29, 2016
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because fuck you

A phrase used by fat arrogant children who never received proper tone education, mostly because of the attitude of their own parents. Deserves a punch in the face in response.
"Why did eat all the candies?"
"Because fuck you, that's why!"
by KenM May 19, 2015
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halloweek

A week on which October 31 usually falls within one year. It starts with costume craze and ends with tons of candy on sale. Some also consider smoking halloweed.
- Yo, Halloween is coming up!
- I know, bro. Gonna be one crazy halloweek!
by KenM October 4, 2016
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Coub

The Russian analogue of Vine, pronounced "Cobb" (although by the rules of the English language pronouncing it "cube" would make much more sense). Adored by Russian schoolkids who like to loop stupid music to even stupider unrelated videos and call it a "meme". If you value your time - avoid this service.
- So I went on this Coub (pronounces it as "cube") and posted th-
- Shut up!
by KenM January 11, 2016
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