KenM's definitions

bag

A date that is definitely older than the concerned person. Usually used by guys when referring to older women, past 40ish. Commonly an insult for them.

The act itself of dating someone older than the person.

"You girlfriend is such a bag!" "I'm still dating her, but it turns out to be a total bag."

by KenM December 25, 2011

cummy bear

A guy whose semen does not taste bad and is actually quite enjoyable to swallow, as opposed to the usual "routine" taste of male ejaculate.

- Oh yeah I'm going to cum, open your mouth!
- No! Not in there!
- Don't worry, I'm a cummy bear.

by KenM February 16, 2021

falawful

A falafel that tastes really REALLY bad. Usually sold at the same place you'd buy a khav kalash and crab juice.

Can also be confused with wawfulles.

- Yo dude, that falafel we had at Basha's... gave me the shits.
- I know, right? 'Twas falawful.

by KenM January 4, 2016

joe biding

The act of waiting for an average individual to vote for you out of spontaneous lack of choice so that you can be elected next President because "who else". Also used in a sentence "Joe was biding his time, so one can say that time was well Biden".

Nurse: Joe Biding please report in for vaccination. I repeat, Joe Biding-
Biden: I'm Joe Biden, ma'm.
Nurse: Well, you have been joe biding a lot to miss on my calls, Mr. Presient, have you? Lemme give you a complementary back rub.

by KenM February 16, 2021

preach

Same as "amen", as in "amen to that", but sounding cooler. Was widely used around 2005, then got old.

Chick 1: "Justin Bieber got so manly!"
Chick 2: "Preach!"

by KenM November 3, 2015

splorge

Similar to "fap", "shlik" and "slodge", a sexual onomatopoeia used to describe the act of deep-throating (or deepthroat fucking) one's penis and choking on it. Can more often than not provoke vomit or vomiting reflex.

*splorge* *splorge* *splorge* GHAAAAWWK- *panting*

by KenM January 11, 2016

halloweek

A week on which October 31 usually falls within one year. It starts with costume craze and ends with tons of candy on sale. Some also consider smoking halloweed.

- Yo, Halloween is coming up!
- I know, bro. Gonna be one crazy halloweek!

by KenM October 4, 2016