sweird

An adjective used to describe something that is both "sweet" and "weird". Often used in response to an amusingly shocking statement.
- So I got hooked up with that pretty college teen last night. Fucked her hair real hard.
- Sweird!

- How does that pizza taste with maple syrup on top?
- Sweird...
by KenM November 02, 2015
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vedge

or "vedg" in French is a Quebec short for "vegetable", used as an insult for a mentally-retarded person.
- Yo, gars, ta soeur est tellement vedge! - Ta yeule!
("Hey, dude, your sister's such a moron!" "Shut up!")
by KenM May 14, 2015
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splorge

Similar to "fap", "shlik" and "slodge", a sexual onomatopoeia used to describe the act of deep-throating (or deepthroat fucking) one's penis and choking on it. Can more often than not provoke vomit or vomiting reflex.
*splorge* *splorge* *splorge* GHAAAAWWK- *panting*
by KenM November 08, 2015
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bag

A date that is definitely older than the concerned person. Usually used by guys when referring to older women, past 40ish. Commonly an insult for them.

The act itself of dating someone older than the person.
"You girlfriend is such a bag!" "I'm still dating her, but it turns out to be a total bag."
by KenM December 21, 2011
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sweetshot

1. The way Russians write and pronounce "sweatshirt", often used in public chat and can detect a Russian chatter (though they would likely write "svitshot" instead).
2. An act of taking a shot of 40% alcohol, immediately followed by a candy, a toffee/chocolate or just plain teaspoon of sugar in one's mouth. Doesn't reduce the taste of alcohol, but rather boosts up your blood sugar instead.
3. A hashtag used on Twitter and Instagram (#sweetshot) by amateur photographers in order to attract attention to a certain picture they've just taken, just because they took it from beneath their leg opening while being crotched, at a 45-degree angle and used a double sepia filter prior.
1. - Look at him wear a sweetshot! - Are you from Russia?
2. Grab some candy, quick! We'll make a sweetshot!
3. Yo, check out my (hashtag)sweetshot of those leaves on the ground. I'm important, right?
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halloweek

A week on which October 31 usually falls within one year. It starts with costume craze and ends with tons of candy on sale. Some also consider smoking halloweed.
- Yo, Halloween is coming up!
- I know, bro. Gonna be one crazy halloweek!
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because fuck you

A phrase used by fat arrogant children who never received proper tone education, mostly because of the attitude of their own parents. Deserves a punch in the face in response.
"Why did eat all the candies?"
"Because fuck you, that's why!"
by KenM May 18, 2015
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