fartiful 

A beautiful woman who keeps passing excess gas.

I didn't expect Chay to be so fartiful. It's a turn on.

She must have eaten a lot for dinner, she's being fartiful.

fartiful by heytheregelailah October 20, 2016

farticulty 

1. having difficulty farting
2. faculty consisting of old farts

1. In a recent double-blind clinical study, those with farticulty had a higher rate of developing fartesy involving fartish later in life.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.

farticulty by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

"Farticulate Matter" 

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.

Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.

"Farticulate Matter" by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

farticulation 

The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.

While I find the Senator's farticulation of the importance of morality in education to be surprisingly convincing, I suspect that an actual release of colonic winds would have been even more resonant and melodious.

farticulation by Magnus Floobertson February 5, 2008

Farticules 

Farts and molecules blended together forming a large cloud of Farticule matter.

Caleb farted creating a large cloud of farticules and everyone left the room.

Farticules by Billy Bob Fartsalot February 28, 2010

farticulate 

Capable of exerting an unusual degree of control over one's sphincter apparatus while expelling flatulence; endowed with unusual powers of colonic expression.

Buster, ever farticulate in word and deed, punctuated his racist tirade with a booming and authoritative burst from between his pimply, doughy ass-cheeks, leaning the standard 15 degrees to one side on his hardwood chair as he did so.

farticulate by kemibe February 20, 2013

farticulate 

The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.

When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.

farticulate by stooptard September 6, 2003