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Fartakiss

That (person,place,thing or animal) that is evil and stinky but you love it at the damn same time.
OMG MY DOG IS SUCH A FARTAKISS!!
by A fartakiss December 21, 2020
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Fartass

The fat face stinky fucktard that rejects your urban dictionary entry because he envies your awesomeness.
oh man, that fartass rejected my shit again!
by spiderguy February 16, 2015
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fartoisseur

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.
Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."
by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010
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Fartissimo

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011
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fartass

Just a random insult. Combining "Fart" and "Ass." Or accusing one of passing too much anal gas. Not an insult to be taken to heart, however. Fun times.
"Hey, John, how about you stop farting, you fartass."
by Troy McGrath July 31, 2003
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fartass

Putting your butt-hole on a dolphins blow-hole
Did you just fartass that dolphin?
by awesome darkness March 23, 2009
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Fatakins

People of epic proportion (in size), also a Fatakins is usually an ugly and obnoxious person as well as fat. The Fatakin species usually hangs around large piles of grease or "McDonalds". Though the Fatakins are able to adapt to many of their surroundings, they cannot adapt to the mold that grows under their fat flaps along with the 14 week old chicken bone from "Popeyes".
EX 1.
EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! Look at those Fatakins their eating their own skin because it has grease on it.

EX 2.
Dude! What the hell those Fatakins are really annoying, they make me want to punch babies.
by Joe Saculous May 20, 2007
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