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farmwell station 

a very shitty school with sum shitty people. everywhere you look you see a champion logo, vans, or a crop top. the eighth graders are either thirsty for fights or are flat white girls that go to starbucks everyday. the seventh grader boys are either chill or annoying as fuck and just want to touch girls asses. the sixth grade girl’s are shorter than the boys dicks and that’s saying something. overall farmwell can suck my 30 inch dick.
that school is almost as bad as farmwell station

farmwell station 

A place where about 12 people have shitty Minecraft Servers.

Also a place where the attendants of it hate it, and write shitty urban dictionary definitions about it.
That farmwell station, is full of noobs who can't play without cheats or keep inventory.
farmwell station by Minecraft_good February 18, 2020

Farmwell Station Middle School 

Farmwell station is located in Loudoun County, which let me just say is the richest county in the country.

Almost every white girl goes to Star Bucks before and after school to get their 90% milk 10% caffeine coffee. They all wear messy buns and probably have a dog wearing vineyard vines with a name of “I’m so rich don’t marry me unless you’re stacked too”.

All the “relevant” white kids have government daddies that are loaded on cash and beach houses worth more than your broke ass.

Not even worth mentioning all the “fights” that are just two non-white kids trynna bitch slap each other, but in the everybody comes out a pussy without a finger laid.

Of course there are the rich indian/asian kids from which I believe the terms “try hard”, “teacher pet”, and “kiss ass” came from.

Last but not least there are the kids who think they are part of every friend group and believe they’re “relevant”, but they are just attention seeking outcasts that are “depressed” and attempt to cause unimportant, “nobody cares” drama.

But one thing all FSMS students have in common is that they blame the teachers for their own extreme levels of stupidity and are constantly on the verge of just simply giving up their “I could use money for toilet paper” lives. But, then again, let's take a moment to remember the creepy tech-ed teacher being caught looking at pornos.

This school is shat.
Creepy Ass Man: "Where can I find all the ugly troll-looking rich kids?""

You: "At Farmwell Station Middle School of course."

farmwell station middle school 

Farmwell station middle school is a fairly large school in Ashburn, Virginia. More specifically in the richest county in the country... loudoun county. The girls at this school are either very preppy wearing expensive Hollister and pacsun clothes and pink yoga pants and pearls or they are just in the " bad kid" group where they are predominately Spanish and don't care about school..only guys and typically girl drama. There is also a group of the artsy kids who dance or like to be in school plays. Then there are just the outcasts. And no one can forget the incident where eighth graders decided to bring pot brownies to school. The guys also rock bieber haircuts or Buzz cuts. They wear polos and occasionally khaki pants but they love lacrosse shorts. Farmwell is just a total rich school kids school
A farmwell station middle school student: "if you shop at target, you too cheap to be my friend."

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026