farkly 

Farkly, orbeit albeit starkly –softening meaning of stark presumptions and assumptions

Failing starkly, farkly will do.

farkly by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

farkly 

fucking sparkly.

Plain and simple

Damn! Jessica needs to stop wearing that farkly skirt! It is BLINDING!

farkly by thedudetteofdudes August 29, 2007

fartly 

Of or pertaining to a fart.

Lisa was very fartly last night.

fartly by Steesa February 9, 2010

farkle 

accessory.

The word is generally accepted to mean a combination of "function" and "sparkle", hence, farkle.

Motorcycle enthusiasts may install accessories, called farkles (also spelled farkel), to customize their machine.

One source attributes the term to Pete Wells, the organizer of a 1997 Honda ST1100 rally
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The term is well known in the sport touring community.

An enthusiast may be in the process of "farkling". The completed motorcycle would be all "farkled up". Radar detectors, Global Positioning System receivers, heated grips, and satellite radios are some of those farkles. Other accessories could be aftermarket seats, side and/or top cases or bar risers, which make the motorcycle more suitable for long miles.

F.A.R.K.L.E. -- Fancy Accessory Really Kool Likely Expensive

farkle by Roy Harp July 20, 2006

farklempt 

Yiddish meaning choked up or not feeling good was often used in Saturday night life by Mike Myers is "Coffee talk"

"Oy, i'm getting a little farklempt, talk amongst yourselfs, i'll give you a topic, Rhode Island neither a road of an island Disscus!"

farklempt by Alex February 13, 2003

Farkling 

An obscure contact sport, played on an asphalt surface dusted with sand. Defence is 40 heavily padded guys carrying cut off hockey sticks. Offense is one guy in gym shorts carrying an eggplant. Top team is from Wassewa, Manitoba, Canada

Prior to the Farkling season, there were four brothers, then the youngest switched to offense. Now there are three.

Farkling by Beezer1966 December 20, 2008

penis farkle 

Poo particles left on one mans penis after being farted on making the mans penis sparkle.

Prostitute: Would you like a blumpkin or penis farkle?

penis farkle by filipino29 June 15, 2010