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farkleberry 

This is the cousin of the dingleberry , this happens after masturbation. It is when a globule of your jizz gets onto your cock bush and you forget about it. Later, it dries up into a ball and can go unnoticed for a while, unless you take a shower.
Zakk: Dude, at camp, I rubbed off some knuckle children and got a nasty farkleberry.

Henry: ohh god, don't you guys only have showers, like, once a week?

Zakk: Yeah it was disgusting.
farkleberry by slutbaby January 26, 2011
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farkleberry 

When one finds bits of fecal matter debree wedged inside of the anal crevis.
When you use the bathroom and wipe and you feel something pulling on your anul hair you get in for a close examination and realize you have a farkleberry.

Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.
"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"
Fartleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

Lamont Fickleberry 

Lamont Fickleberry is the friend of the well-known, Quandale Dingle. He is an owl and loves to take showers. This also means Lamont has a dark backstory where people said, "I hate this bird." This made Lamont go into a spiraling depression and made him change his name from Wet Owl to Lamont Fickleberry. There are also rumors that Lamont and Quandale went on a date, but Quandale Dingle denied this statement by saying, "no homo".
babe please bring out the Lamont Fickleberry fine china
Lamont Fickleberry by bropel April 19, 2022

Fuckleberry Finn

a drunk ass and adventurous dude pimpin all the ladies with his stories.
Fuckleberry Finn by xanaduu April 1, 2009

Fartleberry

A little bit of stale turd hanging onto your anal hairs.
"No one would rim him because he had a fartleberry or two"
Fartleberry by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

fuckleberry 

semen stuck to one's pubic hair or body hair.
"I better go take a shower" said Elizabeth to a proud-looking Phillip, "I'm smoothered in fuckleberries."
fuckleberry by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003
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murderhobo 

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