When you receive a BJ and at the crucial moment you whip your knob out and jizz all over her face, getting it in her eyes and causing the eyelids to stick together temporarily blinding her
Katie gave me a great shiner last night but went garrity when I pulled out and shot my load all over her face getting it in her eyes and blinding her
When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.
My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!