farfling 

after the annoying sound the cup makes (see snarfling) there is nothing but air coming through the straw. This is farfling

Cassie, you drank all the snarfle and now you're farfling.

farfling by s@m0wiTz December 29, 2009

Farling 

The act of creeping on young females who are 2 or more grades below you. Farling is a gerund of the term FARL which defines a male who exemplifies a complete creepy, selfish, douche. To spot someone Farling they typically sport faux hawks, bro shades, and nasty facial hair. Farlers have a tendency to crash parties, carry 30 packs, wear snapback head accessories and brainwash innocent freshmen. Farlers for whatever reason seem to be bred in LAX bro environments. This usually leads to them earning several restaining orders from the women they Farl. (also known as Farlees)

"Blake was Farling so hard on that sophomore at the party tonight."

"Bro, did you see Kevin hooking up with that chick last night? She was like 13 years old. WHAT A FARL!"

Farling by The FarlMaster March 10, 2012

Faffling 

Faffling is when a person performs a completely random and pointless act, e.x. Little Jae and David is gonna play a game. But instead of joining David, Jae is watching porn. Short for that is faffling

Guy 1: Dude come over to my house so we can drink!

Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching a new movie with Verne Troyer!

Guy 1: Stop faffling!

Faffling by Junken January 12, 2014

farfing 

Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.

Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!

farfing by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008

fartling 

A derogatory term for a small child.

At the welfare office, I saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.

fartling by Mr.Savage July 2, 2005

Farkling 

An obscure contact sport, played on an asphalt surface dusted with sand. Defence is 40 heavily padded guys carrying cut off hockey sticks. Offense is one guy in gym shorts carrying an eggplant. Top team is from Wassewa, Manitoba, Canada

Prior to the Farkling season, there were four brothers, then the youngest switched to offense. Now there are three.

Farkling by Beezer1966 December 20, 2008

farplington 

far-pling-ton

this is stupid. | thats stupid. | your stupid. | this game is stupid. | what the hell? | No Definition. | ok. | no.

thats farplington.

farplington by StarDust1337 February 2, 2023