The act of creeping on young females who are 2 or more grades below you. Farling is a gerund of the term FARL which defines a male who exemplifies a complete creepy, selfish, douche. To spot someone Farling they typically sport faux hawks, bro shades, and nasty facial hair. Farlers have a tendency to crash parties, carry 30 packs, wear snapback head accessories and brainwash innocent freshmen. Farlers for whatever reason seem to be bred in LAX bro environments. This usually leads to them earning several restaining orders from the women they Farl. (also known as Farlees)

"Blake was Farling so hard on that sophomore at the party tonight."

"Bro, did you see Kevin hooking up with that chick last night? She was like 13 years old. WHAT A FARL!"

Farling by The FarlMaster March 10, 2012

farging

Alternet for fuckin'

"this is farging gay"

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farging bastage

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"

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fartling

A derogatory term for a small child.

At the welfare office, I saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.

fartling by Mr.Savage July 2, 2005

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Faggling

1. A faggling would be a fag in the making. Generally under the age of eleven and male.
2. Someone who is sexually suggestive... All the time.

1. "Whoa. What a total faggling."
2. "If that faggling doesn't stop tagging along, I'm going to hurt him. Bad."

Faggling by Lenaah November 7, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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