farplington 

far-pling-ton

this is stupid. | thats stupid. | your stupid. | this game is stupid. | what the hell? | No Definition. | ok. | no.

thats farplington.

farplington by StarDust1337 February 2, 2023

Farmington Tickler 

When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.

See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.

Farmington Tickler by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022

Failington 

An expert in the art of failing.
One who epicly fails as a way of life.

Man 1: Dude what happend

Man 2:I slipped on my porch the other day and i fell on a wolverine which fucked me up.

Man 1: Thats the third time this week, man you are such a Failington.

Failington by Fernando6969 September 8, 2012

Farmington STEAM Academy 

The school were outsiders think their smart but really their not a lot of shit has happened there and I would advise you not to there. They have weebs and people who make up lies to say they don’t go there.

Person 1: Do you go to Farmington STEAM Academy that school sucks

Person 2: no why would I go there it’s filled with people who are smart

Farmington STEAM Academy by sloppytoppy445 March 13, 2020

Farrington 

A numerical value for two of anything

Can I get Farrington croissants please

Farrington by Moccy July 26, 2023

Farrington Situation 

a situation at a party/ rave / show where one person starts a riot and mass chaos ensues.

"Dont look now but that brunette is bringing about a farrington situation!"

Farrington Situation by FalseAfied January 13, 2010

Farmington High School 

Farmington High School, located in Hartford County, Connecticut is known mainly for the obscenely wealthy population of stuck up assholes. Known to have one of the most absurd pep rally's in the entire country that received national coverage, it's ironically not uncommon for people to sit around all night doing nothing but hanging out with their family while watching a Disney film in their personal movie theaters. When rare social gathers do occur it often consists mainly of single-gendered groups playing BP together until the first person passes out and cries and needs to have their stomach pumped. One upside of Farmington is their highly regarded boys soccer team coached by the legend himself, Steve Waters. Cliques are quite common and your entire social status in high school may be determined by your first friend in kindergarten.

Farmington Breh 1: Yo dude did you pick up the lastest Air Max 90's?!

Farmington Breh 2: Yeah those are so hot dude but I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to get those new rims for my Mercedes because my mom's credit card is almost maxed out.

Farmington Breh 1: Aight dude, catch you at Farmington High School tomorrow.

Farmington High School by JB Dinosaur November 14, 2009