farbit

Someone who is considered by people to be unfit to live in a civilized environment

Jack always acted like an ape, therefore he was considered a farbit

by mongofa July 20, 2010

fartitus

When a person become stricken with an abundance of uncontrollable and excessive farting.

Don't go near Maureen, she has a bad case of fartitus!

by samlap June 26, 2008

Farbined

To show up to work one day and unexpectedly get the can/boot/pinkslip/fired...

So I hobble my ass into work today, and I get Farbined. The dealership is about to go under, so they are making more cuts, and I was given the boot.

by freddiestilskins February 23, 2009

Queen Farbis

An acceptable method of punishment in which toothpaste is squeezed into the ass-crack and anus of a party-foul offender who has passed out prematurely due to excessive alcohol consumption.

LL: I can't believe Oscar passed out already. . .It's only 8:30 PM!

Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.

LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!

Joff: Where are you going?

LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!

by joff leff November 30, 2011

Farbot

It's a term from the Farscape universe.

It means someone who's absolutely insane.

WTF are you doing with that nuclear bomb you farbot?!

by MCMLXXXVI January 2, 2010

Farbitudinous

a catch-all substitute for "fubar'd" when you just don't know what to say or need a long word to substitute. This is THE word of all words for what 'thing' you just don't know how to describe.

"When the dude took a suidical swan-dive off the building's 10th floor, landed on a trampoline-like awning and bounced off another, landed on a Farbie and ended up standing straight up on his feet, only to walk over and find a $100 bill just laying in the gutter and his eyes met a hot brunette who later proved to be the love of his life...well...that story is "Farbitudinous"!

by Farbitudinous Dan January 9, 2011

Nashville Farbies

Nashville Farbies are the unmistakable clothes that today's country music ''stars'' wear in an effort to look country.

Farbies comes from the phrase ''Far be it from me to say anything about how ridiculous you look!''.

Did you see the Academy of Country Music Awards the other night? The Fathers of Country and John Wayne would turn over in their graves if they saw all these young wannabes wearing Nashville Farbies!

by Sturdy Danny McGee April 30, 2010