Farbitudinous

a catch-all substitute for "fubar'd" when you just don't know what to say or need a long word to substitute. This is THE word of all words for what 'thing' you just don't know how to describe.

"When the dude took a suidical swan-dive off the building's 10th floor, landed on a trampoline-like awning and bounced off another, landed on a Farbie and ended up standing straight up on his feet, only to walk over and find a $100 bill just laying in the gutter and his eyes met a hot brunette who later proved to be the love of his life...well...that story is "Farbitudinous"!

Farbitudinous by Farbitudinous Dan January 9, 2011

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Fortitudinous

To posses inner strength of mind

One who becomes still

To have Power of presence

To remain courageous through pain

Many are perplexed and made uncomfortable by her fortitudinous nature

Fortitudinous by Morphologicalfreedom... September 28, 2013

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Farbitudinous • farbitchinous • Fortitudinous

farbitchinous

extra bitchin, more bitchin, bad-ass bitchin

That new Corvette is farbitchinous than the previous model!

Bro, that chick you were with last night was farbitchinous!

farbitchinous by insuranceman April 17, 2014

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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