"When the dude took a suidical swan-dive off the building's 10th floor, landed on a trampoline-like awning and bounced off another, landed on a Farbie and ended up standing straight up on his feet, only to walk over and find a $100
bill just laying in the gutter and his eyes met a
hot brunette who later proved to be the
love of his life...well...that story is "Farbitudinous"!