faptits 

Tits that are so big and/or floppy that they make a fapping sound when they bounce. Usually this happens when they fuck laying down.

She has really nice faptits. I like when they flop around when she's running.

faptits by undefinedwerd October 5, 2012

faptist 

A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.

After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.

faptist by Protractor May 16, 2016

faptism 

The first time you ever fap.

Dude I had my faptism when I was 13.

faptism by SirLaxington October 13, 2011

faptist 

<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate

mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then

faptist by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011

faptitude 

1. Potential to become a pretentious wanker/snob.
2. Potential wanking (fapping) ability.

"He thinks he knows EVERYTHING about music! I knew that kid had major faptitude from the start."

faptitude by GinaMina November 13, 2007

Faptism 

The act of depositing a substancial amount of man milk on the crown of the recipient's head in similitude of a catholic baptism.

She got faptism

Faptism by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010

Faptitude Test 

A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.

Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"

Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"

Faptitude Test by shannonbananon August 19, 2013