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Dilapidated 

adj.

1.decayed, deteriorated, or fallen into partial ruin especially through neglect or misuse.

2.describes any female who easy to have sexual intercourse with.
"My dealer lives in a dilapidated old hosue"

"ew you hooked up with carissa??! That bitch's pussy is dilapidated"
Dilapidated by dilapidatedpussy March 31, 2009

dilapidated 

A term used to subtly describe a male who is unable to maintain an erection.
I had high expectations when crawling into bed with Xavier, but alas, he was dilapidated.
dilapidated by C. Von Epling September 17, 2010

dilapidated hypomnesia 

A state of memory somewhere between absolutely nothing and very very little something. Not the best place to be. You rather be at absolutely nothing were one has many more options instead of suffering from dilapidated hypomnesia in which you are in an almost limbo moronic state that allows you to be functional but to the very minimum of once capabilities...this is not an illness. this is an unfortunate gradual choice.
As he pressed the buttons of his (all purpose) remote for the 1,000,000 time while sitting on his 20 year old sofa and watch the same re-rans again and again with no care or purpose other than to kill the same time he has been killing for the last millennium, it was evident to all of us this was another tragic case of dilapidated hypomnesia.
dilapidated hypomnesia by babyz7z7 October 11, 2011

Dilapidated Pussy

A pussy so fucked it is beyond repair.
“Bro you seen Violet, I she got dilapidated pussy last nigh”

Deflapidated 

An anaemic toastie. Where the bread isn't given enough time to properly toast and seal together. Resulting in a limp toasted sandwich.
I was so hungry, I couldn't wait to eat. So I took my toastie out early and now it's all deflapidated!
Deflapidated by Sinead O'Conker November 11, 2014

Dilapitated 

Way of saying "dilapidated" by those same idiots who pronounce "library" as "liberry."
Anyone who says dilapitated intentionally is a dumbass.
Dilapitated by This is my handle okay November 24, 2021
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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