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A fat pink starfish

Where New Orleans used to be.

Half Assed Humor Attempt

The orange juice concentrate of all TV networks containing only 1% or less of what it's supposed to have.

1- Some talentless man-bitch that is only popular because she is blonde, and has a pair of boobs.

2- The reason the music industry is dieing. When actual talent knocks on Opportunitys' door, Opportunity tells em' to get lost and winds up selling itself to some talentless puppet who relies on auto-tune and professional song writers to compose for her.

An alibi

(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.