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(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.
Johnny had his fapnapkin by him at his bedside
by Roastmasters September 15, 2010
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Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.
by Roastmasters May 18, 2009
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The orange juice concentrate of all TV networks containing only 1% or less of what it's supposed to have.
MTV sucks
by Roastmasters May 18, 2009
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Something the Korean dialect desperately lacks.
I'r rike a mirrion remons prease- Korean guy l
by Roastmasters June 27, 2009
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1- Some talentless man-bitch that is only popular because she is blonde, and has a pair of boobs.

2- The reason the music industry is dieing. When actual talent knocks on Opportunitys' door, Opportunity tells em' to get lost and winds up selling itself to some talentless puppet who relies on auto-tune and professional song writers to compose for her.
by Roastmasters September 3, 2009
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