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10 definitions by Roastmasters

Fapnapkin

(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.

Johnny had his fapnapkin by him at his bedside

by Roastmasters September 15, 2010

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Patrick

A fat pink starfish

Patrick?!?

by Roastmasters July 24, 2009

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HAHA

Half Assed Humor Attempt

HAHA you're a whore!

by Roastmasters June 8, 2009

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Internet

Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.

by Roastmasters May 18, 2009

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MTV

The orange juice concentrate of all TV networks containing only 1% or less of what it's supposed to have.

by Roastmasters May 18, 2009

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L

Something the Korean dialect desperately lacks.

I'r rike a mirrion remons prease- Korean guy l

by Roastmasters June 27, 2009

Lady Gaga

1- Some talentless man-bitch that is only popular because she is blonde, and has a pair of boobs.

2- The reason the music industry is dieing. When actual talent knocks on Opportunitys' door, Opportunity tells em' to get lost and winds up selling itself to some talentless puppet who relies on auto-tune and professional song writers to compose for her.

Why Is lady gaga popular?

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