10 definitions by Roastmasters
(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.
by Roastmasters September 15, 2010
An alibi
by Roastmasters May 18, 2009
The orange juice concentrate of all TV networks containing only 1% or less of what it's supposed to have.
MTV sucks
by Roastmasters May 18, 2009
by Roastmasters June 27, 2009
1- Some talentless man-bitch that is only popular because she is blonde, and has a pair of boobs.
2- The reason the music industry is dieing. When actual talent knocks on Opportunitys' door, Opportunity tells em' to get lost and winds up selling itself to some talentless puppet who relies on auto-tune and professional song writers to compose for her.
2- The reason the music industry is dieing. When actual talent knocks on Opportunitys' door, Opportunity tells em' to get lost and winds up selling itself to some talentless puppet who relies on auto-tune and professional song writers to compose for her.
by Roastmasters September 3, 2009