Definitions by Roastmasters

Fapnapkin

(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.

Johnny had his fapnapkin by him at his bedside

Fapnapkin by Roastmasters September 15, 2010

Tope 

To poke someone with your toe

I was watching a movie and my cat was on my foot, it got annoying after awhile so I toped it.

Tope by Roastmasters August 10, 2009

Patrick

A fat pink starfish

Patrick?!?

Patrick by Roastmasters July 25, 2009

L 

Something the Korean dialect desperately lacks.

I'r rike a mirrion remons prease- Korean guy l

L by Roastmasters June 28, 2009

R 

The sexiest fucking letter in the known alphabet, followed closely by V.

R is the best thing to happen to humanity and you know it, no exceptions.

R by Roastmasters June 24, 2009

HAHA

Half Assed Humor Attempt

HAHA you're a whore!

HAHA by Roastmasters June 7, 2009

Water 

Where New Orleans used to be.

Water falls from the friking sky you friking dumby, get a life go outside.

Water by Roastmasters May 29, 2009