fapclap 

The act of a male becoming erect, sitting up in his bed or chair, and clapping his hands with the erect penis in between. One can upgrade if they desire by using pans, books or anything in their arsenal.

GF- "Hey (boyfriend) let's have sex"
BF- "sure thing (girlfriend)"
*undresses himself
GF- "OMG WTF WHY IS YOUR DICK SWELLED AND BRUISED"
"I was fapclapping last night it was pantastic"

fapclap by Annandzilla October 23, 2013

faplap

When somebody masturbates and ejaculates all over their lap.

Also a form of spam on sketch

I walked in on Tim before he cleaned up. He had faplap

faplap by I made this up. June 16, 2014

fapslap 

The act of masturbating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face.

I was walking down the street when a bum asked me if he could perform a fapslap on me.

fapslap by polydizzle February 5, 2009

flapclap 

1. rushing trapped air inside the vaginal cervix causes a mini 'boom,' which sounds like an applause after a well-intentioned, proper fornicating

2. advanced stage of gonorrhea

Audrey: "did you hear that?"
KC: "yeah, i think you just flapclapped"

...a little later...

KC: "you need to have your flapclap checked"

flapclap by original prankster March 20, 2009

Fap clap 

Fap clap is when a guy is jerking off and it makes a clapping sound. *clap* *clap*

Yo maaaaan you wanna go fap clap to that hot girl?

Fap clap by lol rRed January 10, 2019

fapalapa

an illeterate haitian.

Yo tell that fapalapa to get the fuck out the way.

fapalapa by qanqsta bOo January 10, 2008