fatlap 

the lap of fat that covers one private region.

That bitch's fatlap was so big, i couldn't see her twat.

Earl's fatlap made his penis look lik a vienna sausgage.

fatlap by christima September 3, 2007

Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

Fatlad's Food Ratio by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008

fablapidated 

The combination of fabulous and dilapidated.

Person 1: So, how was St. Petersburg, Russia? Did you enjoy your trip?

Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.

fablapidated by ayyfron August 22, 2012

Fatlanta 

Derrogotory nickname for Atlanta GA. Based on the fact that everyone there is a fatass.

Welcom to Fatlanta, we have a waffle house on every corner to assist your dietary needs.

Fatlanta by Omenator May 2, 2011

faplap

When somebody masturbates and ejaculates all over their lap.

Also a form of spam on sketch

I walked in on Tim before he cleaned up. He had faplap

faplap by I made this up. June 16, 2014

fatlastic 

An expandable waistband, worn purposely for its stretching properties.

Dang..I ate too much pizza. I shore wish my pants had fatlastic.

fatlastic by FunkyB September 29, 2009

Fatlaziousful 

When someone performs the most fattening, lazy, delicious and beautiful act known to man; binge eating a tub of turtles under 3 layers of blankets

-Will help cheer one up if you find yourself all alone and without company

Bailey was an emo disaster after being abandoned by her roommates for the week so she grabbed a spoon and fatlaziousfully ate the entire tub of turtles and hibernated

Fatlaziousful by Bradly Mac December 5, 2011