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Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......
Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

fablapidated 

Person 1: So, how was St. Petersburg, Russia? Did you enjoy your trip?

Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.
fablapidated by ayyfron August 22, 2012

Fatlanta 

Derrogotory nickname for Atlanta GA. Based on the fact that everyone there is a fatass.
Welcom to Fatlanta, we have a waffle house on every corner to assist your dietary needs.
Fatlanta by Omenator May 2, 2011
When somebody masturbates and ejaculates all over their lap.

Also a form of spam on sketch
I walked in on Tim before he cleaned up. He had faplap
faplap by I made this up. June 16, 2014

fatlastic 

An expandable waistband, worn purposely for its stretching properties.
Dang..I ate too much pizza. I shore wish my pants had fatlastic.
fatlastic by FunkyB September 29, 2009

Fatlaziousful 

When someone performs the most fattening, lazy, delicious and beautiful act known to man; binge eating a tub of turtles under 3 layers of blankets

-Will help cheer one up if you find yourself all alone and without company
Bailey was an emo disaster after being abandoned by her roommates for the week so she grabbed a spoon and fatlaziousfully ate the entire tub of turtles and hibernated
Fatlaziousful by Bradly Mac December 5, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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