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Just like a Dutch Oven, however instead of simply farting under the sheets and covering up your lady's head to suffer, you shit or diarrhea in your drawers to make it unbearable under there. Be prepared to be single after this act, do laundry, and possibly buy a new mattress
"Last night, to break up with my lady in THE ultimate creative way, I French Crepe'd her. Not only did she vomit, but once I let her out from under the sheets she ran outside screaming bloody murder. It was epic."
by Tbagger#1 July 1, 2014
Get the French Crepe mug.When a girl is tossing your salad/eating your asshole out, you rip a giant forceful fart right in her mouth. Before she can freak out and cuss you out, you turn around and punch her right in the solar plexus which knocks the wind out of her thus causing her to gasp for air and having to inhale the fart still in her mouth!
Yo, man, last night I went on a first date with this super freaky chick and after mexican food we came back to my place and went at it. She started off by tossing my salad so to show her who's boss I gave her a HUGE Bohemian Windfall!!! Bruh, she took that rancid fart down deeeeep!!! I don't think there will be a second date yo.......
by Tbagger#1 November 28, 2025
Get the Bohemian Windfall mug.Man, I was jogging a back woods trail the other day and this hot chick came along and I was like, dang, what a rapertunity.
by Tbagger#1 September 13, 2011
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