Rapertunity

When the act of raping presents itself in an opportunistic way.

Man, I was jogging a back woods trail the other day and this hot chick came along and I was like, dang, what a rapertunity.

by Tbagger#1 September 13, 2011

fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.

Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.

by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013

rompertunity

Any event where it would be completely awesome and acceptable to wear a romper.

"Bachelorette Party!? What an amazing ROMPERTUNITY!"

by babybec06 May 14, 2014