Failitis

A disease where one epically fails. As of 8-16-10, there is no cure of failitis. The senseis of the Awkward Silence Academy are currently trying to find a cure.

He totally has failitis

by cong98 August 16, 2010

Failitis

Failitis- Root word: FAIL. A common term used to describe a human being having multiple fails in a small span of time.

"Dude, I just failed my test. I got dumped by my girlfriend, I tripped down the stairs, AND I stepped in dog shit!! All today!!" Said the Failure

"Failitis... You have obtained failitis!!! Dont come near me!!"

(2nd guy flees the room to avoid contamination)

by DJ Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

Failtist

one who happens to be a professional at failing; a master at not succeeding

I do not consider him as a rapper, but instead i see him as a failtist.

by Gary213 June 2, 2009

fairitism

a minor virus that last about 3 weeks causing a human to become extremely excited to go the youth fair

The girl had fairitism for having to wait so much for the first day of the youth fair.

by katie 'KiKi April 7, 2008

Chronic Failitosis

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.

Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"

by chronic.fail October 27, 2011

Dark filitis

Seizures and anxiety attack if “shades” aren’t worn at night.

Calm down dawg where da shades I got dark filitis

by Doooood mannn December 27, 2020

Fatlitist

A fat elitist.

Somebody who is fat but doesn't date other fat people. Somebody who is fat and accepts themselves but looks down on other fat people.

A fat person who only dates stereotypically hot people.

A hypocritical (hippo-critical) fat person with high standards.

A BBW (big beautiful woman) who doesn't date BHM (big handsome men); A BHM who doesn't date BBW.

Hey did you know that Joe had a crush on Rochelle but she told him, "hell to the NO - I am not attracted to fatties" even though she herself is fat? That TOTALLY makes her a fatlitist.

by truthinessyo June 16, 2009