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A disease where one epically fails. As of 8-16-10, there is no cure of failitis. The senseis of the Awkward Silence Academy are currently trying to find a cure.
He totally has failitis
Failitis by cong98 August 16, 2010
Words you can keep
Failitis- Root word: FAIL. A common term used to describe a human being having multiple fails in a small span of time.
"Dude, I just failed my test. I got dumped by my girlfriend, I tripped down the stairs, AND I stepped in dog shit!! All today!!" Said the Failure

"Failitis... You have obtained failitis!!! Dont come near me!!"

(2nd guy flees the room to avoid contamination)

Failtist 

one who happens to be a professional at failing; a master at not succeeding
I do not consider him as a rapper, but instead i see him as a failtist.
Failtist by Gary213 June 2, 2009
a minor virus that last about 3 weeks causing a human to become extremely excited to go the youth fair
The girl had fairitism for having to wait so much for the first day of the youth fair.
fairitism by katie 'KiKi April 7, 2008

Chronic Failitosis 

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.
Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"
Chronic Failitosis by chronic.fail October 27, 2011

Dark filitis

Seizures and anxiety attack if “shades” aren’t worn at night.
Calm down dawg where da shades I got dark filitis
Dark filitis by Doooood mannn December 27, 2020

Fatlitist 

A fat elitist.

Somebody who is fat but doesn't date other fat people. Somebody who is fat and accepts themselves but looks down on other fat people.

A fat person who only dates stereotypically hot people.

A hypocritical (hippo-critical) fat person with high standards.

A BBW (big beautiful woman) who doesn't date BHM (big handsome men); A BHM who doesn't date BBW.
Hey did you know that Joe had a crush on Rochelle but she told him, "hell to the NO - I am not attracted to fatties" even though she herself is fat? That TOTALLY makes her a fatlitist.
Fatlitist by truthinessyo June 16, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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