A woman who’s presence could warm a thousand Earths. Without effort, she fascinates your soul. Her cheerful and playful nature animates all that are fortunate enough to encounter her. She is always a best friend. Her capacity for love is endless; she personifies heaven. She is sweet as bliss and all attempts at expressing her startling beauty are unsatisfying. Her goodness creates a desire in you to fix all the world’s problems so she can live a safe and happy life where no harm could ever come upon her. If you ever meet a Fairlane, you have been blessed with a rare and precious gift.
Person 1: I fucking hate Wiz Khalifa
Fangirl: FUCK YOU WIZ IS AWESOME!!!!
YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY AND WEED. BOTH OF WHICH YOU DONT HAVE!!!!!!11112224qraqgzdgdsgjkshgsdlkaghkgfasdhfashfjz
Person 1: Justin Bieber sucks
Fangirl: STFU HE IS AWESOME I LOVE HIM *hearts*
Me: Girl, STFU you are only 9 and he does suck.
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BWEARE OF "Annoying fangirls"
When a super fan of a particular form of media, such as a music group or television show, begins to obsess over said media to an extreme. These attacks are usually brought on by events like a favorite character dying or their OTP finally getting together (or in extreme cases breaking up - this is an extremely dangerous time). If you come across a fangirl/fanboy while they are having a fangirl attack, DO NOT ENGAGE. They are extremely emotional during this time and could even become violent. To avoid any unnecessary injuries, walk away slowly and leave him/her to cry in peace.
Girl: WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME ?!?
Boy1: What's up with her?
Boy2: She's having a fangirl attack. We'd best leave her alone before it gets out of control.
Girl: *crying in front of her computer screen*
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.