Falzone 

Verb
Static groping of a boob for an extended period of time (more than half an hour).

Dude 1: What!? You falzoned Jessie?
Dude 2: Wait... that's not normal?

Falzone by Oddly Green March 6, 2016

falzone 

When you are at the movies and have your arm around your girl and put halfway through the movie you decide to put your sweaty hand on her boob and leave it there for the rest of the movie.

I falzoned this girl last night. I'm so embarrassed

falzone by STEEVE ZARAGROWZA$$ March 12, 2016

Falzone cone

A retard's coned penis.

Oh my god that's a tiny falzone cone!

Falzone cone by Tylarrd July 24, 2016

fanzoned 

being placed in the position of a fan and nothing more by your favourite singer / band member

message to your favourite band member "I love you so much" their reply "thanks for your support" this is being fanzoned

fanzoned by itswood98 November 3, 2013

Kyle Falconer

Kyle Francis Falconer

Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'

Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.

The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.

Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.

E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.

"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."

Kyle Falconer by CheekyForAReason April 26, 2013

falcone 

A Stunning site, a very rare occasion that people are in the presence of a Falcone.

Holy Fuck!, your a Falcone!

falcone by Trevinnnnnboyyyy January 7, 2009

falconer

One of the best fucking power/folk metal bands in the world. Hailing from Sweden, Falconer has released seven albums between 2001 and 2011. The current (and past) lead vocalist is Mathias Blad, though Kristoffer Göbel was featured on Falconer's third and fourth albums. Falconer sings about such things as epic quests, shipwrecks, traditional folk songs, and falcons.

Falconer fucking rules.

falconer by scorpiogtx1 July 30, 2012