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Generally a man who embodies a large mass due to their sheer size of addiction to KFC, and has tits due to that. An individual who also thinks they are better than everyone else and needs to "pipe down". Typically seeks attention to fulfil insecurities and relies on others due to their incompetence of being independent.
Person 1: I am great at everything and i need you to validate me.
Person 2: Bro stop being a faloomi tits
faloomi by SVelos October 20, 2022
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faloozing 

verb: to toy around with sombody sexually, similar to canoodle
"dont go faloozing around with that girl, shes dirty"
faloozing by Luis R May 23, 2006
1.Anything you want it to be. Could be replaced digging it or hating it and not thinking it's brill at all. Usually used with fuggin.

2.It could also be an excited or extreme action.
1)
A. Im fuggin faloogin brilliant!
B. That parking space is for the handicapped? How fuggin faloogin

2) Dandy Alex stubbed his toe and he was faloogin all over the place
Faloogin by KAE THE GREAT August 13, 2006

high falootin' 

Just another way of saying something is way fancy or above one's means, or as a way to slam something they wish they had but don't own or can't afford.
1. Look at Wendy with that high falootin' camera. She takes way better pictures than I can with this cell phone camera.

2. Jill thinks she's all that because she's got a high falootin' Fendi bag, but she's still a skank.
high falootin' by GodleyGirl January 22, 2011
A pathetic excuse for religion/idealogy. Its main basis revolves around performing homosexual acts such as oral and anal sex on other men. Followers of this idealogy often try to disguise it as a legitimate thing, which is clearly not the truth. Meetings of this group revolve around playing of the games "Who's in my mouth", "Find the pickle", "Soggy Biscuit" and "circle jerk"
At one of their regular Floomism meetings, Nathan and Devin played "Who's in my mouth" in the dark alley behind the Taco Bell
Floomism by Bombay Sapphire Ginny December 8, 2010

faloomba 

To place one's hand directly underneath another's breast, and then move it up and down rapidly in order to create a fast bouncing motion of the ta-taas.
Wow did you see Derek Lee faloomba-ing Liz in the boat pictures?? Just ask the poeple at Little Ceasers.
faloomba by The Liz November 1, 2004
faloogie To peneatrate a womens cooter and then laugh
im well embbarsed i dida faloogie last night
faloogie by robeuvafv December 8, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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