Generally a man who embodies a large mass due to their sheer size of addiction to KFC, and has tits due to that. An individual who also thinks they are better than everyone else and needs to "pipe down". Typically seeks attention to fulfil insecurities and relies on others due to their incompetence of being independent.
Person 1: I am great at everything and i need you to validate me.
Person 2: Bro stop being a faloomi tits
by SVelos October 21, 2022
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