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Generally a man who embodies a large mass due to their sheer size of addiction to KFC, and has tits due to that. An individual who also thinks they are better than everyone else and needs to "pipe down". Typically seeks attention to fulfil insecurities and relies on others due to their incompetence of being independent.
Person 1: I am great at everything and i need you to validate me.
Person 2: Bro stop being a faloomi tits
faloomi by SVelos October 20, 2022
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faloozing 

verb: to toy around with sombody sexually, similar to canoodle
"dont go faloozing around with that girl, shes dirty"
faloozing by Luis R May 23, 2006
1.Anything you want it to be. Could be replaced digging it or hating it and not thinking it's brill at all. Usually used with fuggin.

2.It could also be an excited or extreme action.
1)
A. Im fuggin faloogin brilliant!
B. That parking space is for the handicapped? How fuggin faloogin

2) Dandy Alex stubbed his toe and he was faloogin all over the place
Faloogin by KAE THE GREAT August 13, 2006

high falootin' 

Just another way of saying something is way fancy or above one's means, or as a way to slam something they wish they had but don't own or can't afford.
1. Look at Wendy with that high falootin' camera. She takes way better pictures than I can with this cell phone camera.

2. Jill thinks she's all that because she's got a high falootin' Fendi bag, but she's still a skank.
high falootin' by GodleyGirl January 22, 2011
A pathetic excuse for religion/idealogy. Its main basis revolves around performing homosexual acts such as oral and anal sex on other men. Followers of this idealogy often try to disguise it as a legitimate thing, which is clearly not the truth. Meetings of this group revolve around playing of the games "Who's in my mouth", "Find the pickle", "Soggy Biscuit" and "circle jerk"
At one of their regular Floomism meetings, Nathan and Devin played "Who's in my mouth" in the dark alley behind the Taco Bell
Floomism by Bombay Sapphire Ginny December 8, 2010

faloomba 

To place one's hand directly underneath another's breast, and then move it up and down rapidly in order to create a fast bouncing motion of the ta-taas.
Wow did you see Derek Lee faloomba-ing Liz in the boat pictures?? Just ask the poeple at Little Ceasers.
faloomba by The Liz November 1, 2004
faloogie To peneatrate a womens cooter and then laugh
im well embbarsed i dida faloogie last night
faloogie by robeuvafv December 8, 2006
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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