Floomism

A pathetic excuse for religion/idealogy. Its main basis revolves around performing homosexual acts such as oral and anal sex on other men. Followers of this idealogy often try to disguise it as a legitimate thing, which is clearly not the truth. Meetings of this group revolve around playing of the games "Who's in my mouth", "Find the pickle", "Soggy Biscuit" and "circle jerk"

At one of their regular Floomism meetings, Nathan and Devin played "Who's in my mouth" in the dark alley behind the Taco Bell

by Bombay Sapphire Ginny December 8, 2010

Floorism

Floorism. Everything is a floor. We believe in that. Dont judge us

"See that guy over there? I heard he believes in floorism! He believes everthings a floor! I heard him call a wall a vertical floor!"

by Jole the Jolleyfish May 8, 2021

Floorism

Floorism. We believe everythings a floor

"See that guy over there? He believes in floorism. He believes everyhing is a floor! He thinks a wall is a vertical floor!"

by anonymous May 8, 2021

floorism

The belief that everything in the world is part of the floor

"hey, what's floorism?"
"See that wall over there? It was once part of the floor."

by Unk0wn May 8, 2021