2 definitions by SVelos
A large man who plays basketball under the legend Chris Smoove. Moses is also known as a man who packs a lot of heat down under whilst bullying NBA bigs such as Anthony Davis in the post.
Person 1: "god dammit man why are you playing as Moses Cuh on NBA 2K
Person 2: "idk but Moses Cuh is a smoove move
Person 1: "Damn look at that cheese"
Person 2: "idk but Moses Cuh is a smoove move
Person 1: "Damn look at that cheese"
by SVelos November 24, 2021
Generally a man who embodies a large mass due to their sheer size of addiction to KFC, and has tits due to that. An individual who also thinks they are better than everyone else and needs to "pipe down". Typically seeks attention to fulfil insecurities and relies on others due to their incompetence of being independent.
Person 1: I am great at everything and i need you to validate me.
Person 2: Bro stop being a faloomi tits
Person 2: Bro stop being a faloomi tits
by SVelos October 21, 2022