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fakenency 

Someone who pretends to be pregnant, either in real life or online. Some fakenecies will go so far as to gain weight to look pregnant or photoshop positive pregnancy tests into pictures as "proof". Fakenencies usually end in a tragic "miscarriage".
"OMG did you hear Taylor's pregnant?!"
"Whatever, she's been 'pregnant' 3 times this year. It's a total fakenency."
fakenency by Katrina J. January 28, 2008

femergency 

2. an situation seen only as an emergency by a female.
Friend: "Dude, why'd you guys leave the party last night?

Dude: "Oh man, we walk in and my girl she says that she saw her ex-best friend there with someone's else's boyfriend and they were making out and she was afraid what she might do and would she have to tell her other friend who might be trying to date this dude because she'd be all busted up if she heard it from someone else first and found out she knew. It was a femergency, we HAD to leave."

Friend: "Too bad, the beer was great."
femergency by OBCliffHanger August 25, 2013

fakeagenda 

It is that agenda, small book or binder that you take to meetings for the single purpose of not being emptyhanded. You do not write anything down, just hold it or draw some miscellaneous lines.
You go ahead, I forgot my fakeagenda in the office
fakeagenda by alex_b August 5, 2014

fakeluencer 

A #fakelunencer is a social media #influencer that looks amazing until you do the digging. Fake (bought) followers, (zero) engagement and they constantly change niche for cash of results in zero ROI.

Payout is usually a hard 💯% narcissistic one for the full witted brand narcissists
John: You catch that douche company paying a 3m follower Instagram #fakeluencer to sell 31 brand t-shirts. They'd have more luck selling it in Primark for a joke.
fakeluencer by dirtdawg August 10, 2019

FakemenClub 

The best boxing player ww (never cheated). Also is the best server ever @fakemen.club fr fr.
Damn, FakemenClub is so good at Minecraft. I hope his 52 winstreak on boxing doesn't get him banned by passengers in approximately 32 minutes and 12 seconds!
FakemenClub by FakemenClub May 9, 2021

femergency 

a feminine emergency, often related to the vagina and its excretions.
boss: where have you been? your break was only thirty minutes but you've been gone for an hour!
employee: sorry...had to run to the store, i had a femergency.
femergency by i invented shizam September 15, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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